These commercials would be so much better if they left them in.
(Source: epic-humor, via weloledthenweplanked)
| person: | i can spend all day on the internet |
| me: | do you have a tumblr? |
| person: | no |
| me: | do you read fanfiction? |
| person: | no |
| me: | I don't understand |
my brother wrote and took this photo several years ago now. his numerous heartbreaks have also broken my heart; he is the best brother i could ever have.
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| year is 2392 | |
| child: | mommy i can't sleep |
| mother: | don't worry child. lay down as i sing you this ancient lullaby, passed on through my family for generations |
| mother: | WALK INTO THE CLUB LIKE WHAT UP, I GOT A BIG COCK |
i’m not “cute” awkward.
i’m “what the hell is wrong with you” awkward.
(Source: thefugitivedimension, via pray4mercy)
A moment of silence for those who have to share their computer with the family.
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sfux:
It’s almost June better start getting ready for Christmas
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